"Hey! Let's grab coffee this week! โ๏ธ I haven't seen you in forever!"
Sounds great, right? Except hereโs the thing: I HAVE. NO. TIME. ๐ Seriously, between school runs, tantrums, and trying to remember the last time I washed my hair, my schedule is basically a clown act with flaming torches. ๐ฅ๐คนโโ๏ธ
You asked how I balance โme timeโ with motherhood. HA! Balance? Sweetie, itโs more of a "steal what you can, when you can" situation. Hereโs my survival guide:
The Bathroom Escape Plan ๐ช: You think Iโm in there doing my business? Nope. Itโs a five-minute spa retreat with TikTok and snacks.
Sounds great, right? Except hereโs the thing: I HAVE. NO. TIME. ๐ Seriously, between school runs, tantrums, and trying to remember the last time I washed my hair, my schedule is basically a clown act with flaming torches. ๐ฅ๐คนโโ๏ธ
You asked how I balance โme timeโ with motherhood. HA! Balance? Sweetie, itโs more of a "steal what you can, when you can" situation. Hereโs my survival guide:
The Bathroom Escape Plan ๐ช: You think Iโm in there doing my business? Nope. Itโs a five-minute spa retreat with TikTok and snacks.
Netflix Nap Sessions ๐ฌ: The kidโs napping? Time to watch something I wonโt have to explain to a toddler later. (No, Bluey, not today.)
Pantry Chocolate Crisis ๐ซ: Have you ever eaten candy while crouching behind a stack of cereal boxes? Thatโs peak "me time."
"Oops, Laundry's Calling" ๐งบ: Translation: Iโm hiding in the laundry room scrolling Instagram. Donโt tell anyone.
Tag-Youโre-It Parenting ๐ถ: Hand off the kids to the other parent for a โquick errandโ (that somehow takes an hour).
So yeah, Iโd love to meet upโฆ but only if youโre cool with a kidโs snack bar as our dining option. ๐๐ช Or we could FaceTime after bedtime, assuming I donโt pass out first.
Motherhood, my friendโitโs a circus. But we wouldnโt trade it for the worldโฆ even if that world came with a 24/7 nanny. ๐
Catch you soon-ish? ๐
With love, Little Betty
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