Mom Date? 🤔 Juggling Flaming Torches Over Here! Balancing 'me time' and kids? Let me tell you about my 5-star bathroom retreats... 🛁🍫

Mom Date? 🤔 Juggling Flaming Torches Over Here! Balancing 'me time' and kids? Let me tell you about my 5-star bathroom retreats... 🛁🍫




"Hey! Let's grab coffee this week! ☕️ I haven't seen you in forever!"

Sounds great, right? Except here’s the thing: I HAVE. NO. TIME. 🙃 Seriously, between school runs, tantrums, and trying to remember the last time I washed my hair, my schedule is basically a clown act with flaming torches. 🔥🤹‍♀️

You asked how I balance ‘me time’ with motherhood. HA! Balance? Sweetie, it’s more of a "steal what you can, when you can" situation. Here’s my survival guide:

The Bathroom Escape Plan 🚪: You think I’m in there doing my business? Nope. It’s a five-minute spa retreat with TikTok and snacks.

Netflix Nap Sessions 🎬: The kid’s napping? Time to watch something I won’t have to explain to a toddler later. (No, Bluey, not today.)

Pantry Chocolate Crisis 🍫: Have you ever eaten candy while crouching behind a stack of cereal boxes? That’s peak "me time."

"Oops, Laundry's Calling" 🧺: Translation: I’m hiding in the laundry room scrolling Instagram. Don’t tell anyone.

Tag-You’re-It Parenting 👶: Hand off the kids to the other parent for a “quick errand” (that somehow takes an hour).

So yeah, I’d love to meet up… but only if you’re cool with a kid’s snack bar as our dining option. 🍎🍪 Or we could FaceTime after bedtime, assuming I don’t pass out first.

Motherhood, my friend—it’s a circus. But we wouldn’t trade it for the world… even if that world came with a 24/7 nanny. 😉

Catch you soon-ish? 💕

With love, Little Betty